The scenario is all too familiar.
You're a couple thousand words into a writing project – or a few
paragraphs into a term paper, maybe – and suddenly, you run out of
steam. Or, even more difficult, you're sitting at your computer,
staring at a blinking cursor on a pristine white screen that fairly
screams I AM NOT BEING PRODUCTIVE!
Maybe you've thought too far ahead and you've scared yourself out of
your writing groove, so to speak, or maybe the concept of actually
having to do the work behind the writing is preemptively dragging you
down. Maybe you just genuinely have no idea where to begin. The fact
of the matter is that you are stuck, stressed, and may or may not be
facing a time limit at present.
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| S'okay, dude, we're gonna save you from your Twitter feed. |
Fear
not. You are living in an age of technology, my friend. Where there's
a will, there's a way, and if people can use the likes of Twitter to
inform the people of the internet that they have just made a
sandwich, then there's sure as hell
got to be a few programs out there that will get all draconian on
your procrastinating self. My personal favorite (I use the term
lightly) is Cold Turkey.
Fairly straightforward – you blacklist whatever sites you want and
enter up to a week's worth of block time, and presto. No more
Facebook time you until you get your paper done. (Or NaNoWriMo novel,
or fanfiction, or... insert other neglected project here.)
But
wait, there's more!
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| [INSERT OVERENTHUSIASTIC SHRIEKING HERE] |
There's
also a ton of awesome story generators online. These range from
random prompts
(try Creative Writing Prompts
or Ink Provoking)
to actual assignment generators like Language Is A Virus
and Archetype Writing.
Archetype's is particularly handy – it sort of troubleshoots common
problems you might encounter while writing via different generators.
Need
a pep talk more than a starting point? No problem. This is the
internet. People never shut up. There are pep talks galore! Granted,
not all of them are good ones, but you can pick up some handy tips
from Scott Young,
The Renegade Writer,
and Timothy Hallinan.
(Just remember that pep talks and reading up are great, but you
should probably avoid letting Pep Talk Time segue back into Tumblr
Time. I know – that place is like Hotel California. How do you
think I wound up downloading Cold Turkey?)
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| Just pretend this is all you'll see if you try to "just quickly" check your dashboard. |
With
any luck (and maybe a little of trial and error), you'll make it over
the hurdle you currently find yourself facing. You'll finish the
chapter you meant to write last week, or you'll get through the rest
of your term paper, or you'll finally find the muse that sets your
pen in motion. Maybe – hopefully – something from the above list
might even give you a new way to approach your writing from now on!
And
unless you're one of the poor suckers who overestimated their Cold
Turkey time limit, then you can go brag about your latest writing
accomplishment online.
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| Or you can tell the Twitter People about your sandwich! (Image by Allie Brosh at Hyperbole and a Half.) |




This is arguably the most useful blog post I have seen in quite a while. It's disturbingly relevant to my life at the moment :P
ReplyDeleteSo helpful! Thanks Amy! :). I liked the part: "It's the Internet. People never shut up" :)
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